Local News Anchor
Found Dead in Sewer |
| Local news anchor Evelyn Courtney-Barnes was found dead this morning in an East Side sewer drain near the old Pollux theatre. Police say her headless corpse bore some of the signature wounds of a suspected serial killer, but would not release specific details, claiming a fear of copycat killers. Ms. Courtney-Barnes car was found illegally parked over a mile away from her body. |
Void City Prepares for 2007 Music Festival |
The Void City Music Festival Committee continues to prepare for the 2007 festivities. Participating artists are said to include Blind Alley Rabbits, The Fungible Five, Cello Melons and Void City's own Artiste Unknown, Ebon Winter. Tickets and T-shirts for this fantastic event will be available soon!
As in the past, the Void City Music Festival Committee has again voted to produce T-shirts bearing what some citizens claim was originally an error: the front of each shirt will say simply "Welcome to the Void". |
